Becky: Omg Sarah I saw Josh's dick and grabbed it.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
by Big_Sausage_Pizza November 3, 2017
Get the Tips Don't Touch mug.The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
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2)hating something or someone hard
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Travis: Yo, man quit getting tipsy on the hatorade! Just be glad you got some shoes!
Travis: Yo, man quit getting tipsy on the hatorade! Just be glad you got some shoes!
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Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
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