trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.

Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."

by Evil Spock March 13, 2016

Trailer Park Diamonds

Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.

You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.

by Bundy_in_Chilton June 4, 2023

Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman

"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair

by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.

Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

by Evil Spock March 20, 2016

Trailer Park Jabba

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.

Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.

by bomman950 June 14, 2023

trailer park trash chicken

Any rodent/vermin that digs in the trash outside in any urban area. More specifically trailer parks. I.E. Raccoons and opossums.

What's that noise outside?....

...oh it's just the "trailer park trash chicken".

by JackRain93 February 21, 2023