by Dallin September 17, 2005
Get the towniemug. townies are people who who gain so-called friends by acting like arse holes. but skaters (like me) gain respect by being nice...
townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers
townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'
lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.
summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townies are a very very common species which is native to britan, they are similar to the pigeon in 5 ways:
1) virmin
2) have a bird brain
3) move around in swarms
4) very unintellegent
5) scavangers
townies are very frigtend when they are by alone (because they are not strong and their is no one to show off to) and very agressive in swarms. they call (us) skaters gay when we hang around with the opposite sex most of the time. and townies walk around in packs of 20-odd boys and think their 'ard'
lol townies usualy all fancy the same girl, who would make a normal human vomit on seeing her.
summary: townies- shoot-to-kill
townie: he-he-he your gay he-he-he (gay laugh)
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny
skater: shut the fuck up you arsewipe
townie: your mums a arsewipe
skater:erm your not funny
by skatersrock March 28, 2004
Get the towniemug. (n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
by Msmithcu August 17, 2009
Get the towniemug. stupid dumbasses who try and dress like trendies but cant afford it ! shop at cheap shops and all dumb and think there gud cus they tried a cigerette!
dont understand grebsor punks
stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb
listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
dont understand grebsor punks
stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb
listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
by pinkz November 17, 2003
Get the TOWNIESmug. In America, the word townie is generally used to refer to people who are deeply rooted in their home town and have little or no prospects of leaving it even to go on vacation (except perhaps Aruba or the Bahamas). Generally, they don't go to college except perhaps to community college where they take one or two classes a semester. They or their families probably own a small business, perhaps paving or landscaping. Many of them frequent cheap, dirty bars that have nothing but Bud Light on tap. Some may be heard drunkenly babbling about how Arabs are taking the country by means of their ownership of countless gas stations and convenience stores. The word townie is also sometimes used by hipster douchebags to take shots at people over their accent and how they choose to spend their time.
Sacramentan: So what do you do for fun in Massachusetts?
Me: Red Sox, poker; I'm a bit of a music-
Sacramentan: "Red Sahx"? "Pokah"? What are you, a fucking townie?
Me: Actually, I have a real job, I go to college full-time, my dad doesn't have a landscaping company, and I don't plan to live on the Irish Riviera forever. -You shouldn't be so quick to judge people. I didn't call you a pretentious hipster douchebag just because you wear thick-rimmed glasses and listen to indie music on your iPod while you ride your fixie to the coffee shop.- (- -: I wish I had actually said that part)
Me: Red Sox, poker; I'm a bit of a music-
Sacramentan: "Red Sahx"? "Pokah"? What are you, a fucking townie?
Me: Actually, I have a real job, I go to college full-time, my dad doesn't have a landscaping company, and I don't plan to live on the Irish Riviera forever. -You shouldn't be so quick to judge people. I didn't call you a pretentious hipster douchebag just because you wear thick-rimmed glasses and listen to indie music on your iPod while you ride your fixie to the coffee shop.- (- -: I wish I had actually said that part)
by Brooksie January 23, 2009
Get the towniemug. commern scum... enough said
by chris baker June 5, 2005
Get the towniemug. townies (and tramps) are responsible for keeping the white lightning cider company in buisness.
townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season.
A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it.
Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing.
townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers.
they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova.
it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.
townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season.
A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it.
Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing.
townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers.
they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova.
it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.
usually called baza, daza, wayne or kevin.
maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through
job prospects nil
maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through
job prospects nil
by Mr Flibble April 18, 2004
Get the towniemug.