Sex Tots

1. An extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of sex acts involving tater tots.
2. A website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of "kiddy porn," only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people lusting after tater tots.
3. Toddlers addicted to sex.

George: "Have you seen the Sex Tots at sextots.info?"
Derek: "No, do you find sex with children entertaining?"
George: "No, no, dude. It's all about sex with tater tots. They have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures."
Derek: "Get out of my house."

by D-Smoov February 28, 2010

cheesy tots

a girl that has no home to live in that will fuck you for a cig, blow you for a bed for a night, and flash you for some BK cheesy tots

Man that chick was desperate.

Yeah i think she was cheesy tots.

by Nayrb Avob February 15, 2010

body tot

An interesting charater who is playful by nature. Your best friend, your lover, Body tot is a pet name.

Eh, body tot, are you gonna cook me breakfast? you were great last night.

by Courtney & Doug January 12, 2008

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

tator tot

small penis.

he has such a tator tot.

by peckerhead101 April 3, 2022

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Thot Tots

Big Jugs on a fat guy that is a thot.

Bruh that guy has Thot Tots.

by Guy with Thot Tots January 24, 2019