Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

Toothpaste Communist

A kind of communist that French Gen Z have.

Hon hon hon, I am Toothpaste Communist!

by AMBIGUITYYYYYYYY August 22, 2022

Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a type of masturbation where a man sucks another man’s penis until ejaculation, where he then used it as toothpaste.

Kellan refused to give a Toothpasting.

by Johnny Tinkerbottom February 9, 2023