Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

reverse toothpaste

When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.

That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste

by obZen. January 26, 2016

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.

1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste

by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020