Toobin'

Verb masturbating on a video call.

He was caught toobin' on the conference call.

by TheBigJosh October 19, 2020

Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.

verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."

by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024

Toobin

Getting caught masturbating on webcam

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

by Tackleberry October 21, 2020

Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.

Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.

by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020

Toobin'

The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings

Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting

by Sickdickey October 19, 2020

Toobin

Getting caught playing with yourself on a Zoom call.

Dude, did you hear Jeff got caught Toobin on Zoom last night?

by badlandskid October 19, 2020

full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020