the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011
by Jmeaty5 January 19, 2018
by Litdude11 August 28, 2017
When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
by A|H January 17, 2010
Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.
by BShields90 March 28, 2022
When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.
by Jaxson12 March 30, 2022
Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!
by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008