The Tissue Fiend is a little small tampon demon that crawls inside a persons anal opening, tearing out this individuals insides causes them to bleed to death. Thus, pooping out the blood and chunks along with the Tissue Fiend as well. And his catch phrase is: "Crawl crawl slice dice!"
by S. Covert January 13, 2009
Get the Tissue Fiendmug. by bigolddumbass December 17, 2008
Get the deep tissue massagemug. When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.
Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her
by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013
Get the Wet Tissuemug. When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
Get the Lincoln Tissue Bookmarkmug. A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.
Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.
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PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.
Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.
Obs:
PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.
"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."
Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."
Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."
by Alfred E. Neuman Jr July 7, 2008
Get the Penoidal Tissue Breathmug. Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
Get the need some tissuesmug. an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....
penis TEE HEE
penis TEE HEE
by RunSachitRun October 19, 2010
Get the Plain White Tissuemug.