Penoidal Tissue Breath

A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.

Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.

Obs:
PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.

"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."

Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."

by Alfred E. Neuman Jr July 7, 2008

warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.

"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."

by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012

Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.

"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"

by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !

Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.

by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011