Twilighter

noun.

Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)

Twilighter 1: Oh. My. Carlisle. Edward is the sehks.
Twilighter 2: I know right.

by megissocoollike March 31, 2008

twilight

a very successful book written by Stephenie Meyer. the book is good but there are other books out there that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better and don't brainwash young girls into living in a fairytale with fictional charcecters!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!

fangirl: OME!! DON'T YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD???
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here

^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^

by idjhgfvbshmf April 4, 2009

Twilight

One of the dumbest movies made. Twilight Sagas are retarted. Team Edward or Jacob? Neither! Vampires dont sparkle in the light they burn FYI. Edward Lady Gaga Called she wants her body glitter back!

Twilight makes me want to vomit repetidly.

by ZacEfronChick97 August 17, 2010

Twilighteer

A Twilight fan

"My sister is a major Twilighteer!"

by bobby_iii December 6, 2009

Twilight

The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.

Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!

by Meow139 January 24, 2012

twilight

The story of a girls choice between necrophilia and beastiality

guy 1: Did you read that book twilight?

guy 2: nope, i heard that its some pretty fucked up shit though

by BROhamed ali December 30, 2010

Twilight

1. Horrible book series written by Stephenie Meyer in response to a death threat from oprah winfrey so she can be the leader of a hociety run by middle aged female talk show hosts (see hociety)
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore

Twilight Whore #1: " OMG THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK CAME OUT I STAYED IN A TEAM EDWARD TENT OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK JUST TO GET IT FIRST!!!!"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"

by imnotmxicn July 25, 2010