by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.
by Love, Momma April 29, 2009

"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."
by bolo374 January 8, 2021

Dear ______________,
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
by VonKillian June 6, 2013

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!
ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!
by bdawghunt March 14, 2008

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.
(Verb) Declaration of intentions.
(Veb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.
What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?" "OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!" "Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent."
by Not a lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011
