The Collins Curse

when everyone you date turns gay.

Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Cursed Gang

A Geometry Dash Cult consisting of 5 members (as of writing this): MrBlackM, ItsDubVIP, ItzMatthewPlayz, GDBlackRed and LesPainSauCho.
These 5 members normally make Geometry Dash layouts that are in some way or form cursed.

Join Cursed Gang's Discord Server!

by ItzCata June 13, 2022

Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting

John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration

by Xbix222 August 1, 2011

workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014

singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022