The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
by vindows wertex February 04, 2008
by YoSHi March 22, 2005
Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 08, 2009
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by jkijhkja January 28, 2007
The word tennis face is used to describe a girl with a hot body, and an ugly face. This refers to female tennis players, who have great body's....and that's about it. (*only exception - Anna Kournikova)
by Bossplaya January 08, 2004
When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.
by panicBoy December 08, 2007