tampon top

Refers to a redheaded person -

Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.”

"Shelby, you're a tampon top."

by Shleyb April 6, 2006

Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006

tampon logic

How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.

Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.

by DB199MM June 26, 2008

tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

tampon's on

When a female is on her period

Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"

by octobandits July 17, 2011

tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.

Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.

by kidfixie June 1, 2018