Steak tampon

The absorbant material left at the bottom a supermarket meat package, placed there to absorb the blood.

Every butcher at my supermarket puts steak tampons in their meat.

by donbo2 September 24, 2009

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009

tampon rock

A term coined in the late 1980's to refer to the (ahem) "sudden wave" of female folk musicians, including: Tracy Chapman, Michelle Shocked, Suzanne Vega, Toni Childs, Melissa Etheridge, The Indigo Girls, 10,000 Maniacs and others. Tampon Rock chicks were the spiritual mothers of both the Riot Grrrls and the Lilith Fair fems in the 1990s. Nowadays, the term has been re-"cycled" to refer to any folk-rock chicks who remind us of that original wave (mostly just Tegan & Sara).

Listening to Tampon Rock brings back such great memories from college days.

by bingobastard June 9, 2018

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 18, 2015

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009

Tampon Bucket

A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.

Girl: " You're an asshole."

Boy: "Well, you're a tampon bucket."

by larryjonesthelbm June 22, 2009