staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

the stupefied silencer

The act of cumming in a girls ear in the hopes of making her deaf for a short period of time

Last night some bitch was giving me a blow job and i decided to give her the stupefied silencer to show her who's boss

by Klutch Malicious April 15, 2009