stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 25, 2008

stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

by Robdogbro June 21, 2008

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018