by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
Get the turkey splicer mug.When your sock bundles up and/or folds into itself while wearing shoes. Known to be one of the most uncomfortable and frustrating things imaginable.
Person1- why are you so late?
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks
Person1- Rip no problem
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks
Person1- Rip no problem
by Danf527 June 20, 2018
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Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.
Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.
Guy: damn, tanisha is so hot in her new fart spliter! I hope the little fly-by's didnt had to suffer too much :(
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.
Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022
Get the Jizzled Splizard mug.A sexual act by nature (fetish) that involves depositing a spiral shaped turd on the chest of your significant other.
by MamaSmurfy April 14, 2023
Get the Cumberland Splice mug.When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 1, 2024
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by jack da fact February 6, 2025
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