sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007

Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.

When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.

by Дecca September 9, 2023

sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 25, 2006

Sperm piss

The first piss you take after a wank or sex

"Just had a super wank gunna take a sperm piss now brb"

by Luminous Wedgie January 24, 2008

killer sperm

Killer sperm is the sperm that comes out at the start and end of an ejaculation. It's purpose is to kill other mens sperm that could still be inside the pussy.

My killer sperm was specially trained in testie camp to fuck up other sperms.

by wormzz August 12, 2009

ghost sperm

Pre-Ejaculation

1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.

"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."

2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.

"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"

Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.

3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.

"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"

"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."

"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.

by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014