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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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Ħamrun Spartans

Ħamrun Spartans world's best team way better than McDonalds.
by Ħamruniż August 18, 2025
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The Spartan Way

What Splendid womens quarters, these are spartan walls, come and take them, If, neither, with it or on it, it will be the size of a lion, when I bore down on my enemies, dig it out for yourselves so that we may get close to the enemy, because we are also the only ones who give birth to men.
The Spartan Way is a combanation of 10 quotes.
by MineOwedWu's July 11, 2021
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spartan high

a school where there are so many groups and cliques you can't even count. but they all come together for football. football is life. Drunk students sections at all the games. Great school. Kinda.
Man that game against Spartan High sucked because we lost. That feaster dude is a beast
by hljofoz March 12, 2016
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