Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020

spanish gag

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with

“Hit me with the Spanish gag”

by DavDawg February 24, 2021

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 16, 2012

Spanish Teacher

A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.

Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.

Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.

by RandoGuyOnTheInternet April 12, 2021

Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.

"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."

by Archer Ingersoll July 13, 2015

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022

Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by Han’s blaster February 15, 2023