Slader

Tall, likes to flirt with other girls. Not exactly boyfriend material. Likes to cry into his pillow at night because he scewed up....BIG TIME. Doesnt know how to treat a girl. BUT can be a good friend and support you...sometimes. Has a perverted mind..but does not put it to good use...tries to blame other people when he messes up.

Wow hes such a slader he screwed up so bad.

by Anna Banna Babe June 6, 2011

White diamond soaker

this is when a porr man cum shots a rich person and covers their diamonds in sperm.

Poor guy: hey bitch come here
Rich Bich: OK?
Poor guy: boom! hahaha
Rich Bich: Oh No! my diamonds are soaked.
Poor guy: thats what i call a White diamond soaker

by Poor Dude inlovewitporn May 12, 2011

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

soderstrom

Soderstrom is a Swedish term for " gang rape. " Usually performed by white teenagers of middle class origin.

Statistically 4/5 people enjoy Soderstrom.

For plural use " You're gonna get soderstrommed! "

by Olof Bengtsson August 16, 2011

soudered

1. unable to move due to the heavy weight of excessive drinking the night before

I was soudered this morning.

by sagehrad September 27, 2011

Soaperstition

That suspicious feeling you get that someone else is in the room because you smell cologne or perfume, until you realize it's your new soap.

Who's in here with me? Oh wait, it's my new fabric softener. Just another crazy soaperstition.

by Prybar March 28, 2012

Sowders

He is the dankest of all. Only known as an urban legend to some, while to others he is a dank God. He's bipolar, but even when he's angry, he is still the most savage man alive. He is, Sowders.

Person 1: That man is the dankest of all savages.
Person 2: That's Sowders.
Person1: I though he was just a myth?!?!

by Sowders May 30, 2016