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Someone who acts in a selfish manner and uses other people for personal gain. A snake will often lie and backstab those closest to them to advantage themselves. When a snake opens their mouth, what comes out is often well calculated and mostly unreliable, with the aim of making themselves look better to others. Because of this, what a snake says to one person will often be inconsistent with what they have said to another.
"I can't believe that snake invited us round then left us all in Nottingham by ourselves at 2am"

"That Nick is such a snake, when he opens his mouth you can always expect some snakery"

"That snake has fooled us all in to going out early, just so he can see that girl. We've been truly snaked here"
Snake by Christopher Griffiths February 24, 2008
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Hey, LNU posted a "Kevin is a snake" vid, let's see what the kid raps (listens to it) OH GOD tuRN IT OFF
snake by Wafzal2 Productions August 7, 2017
A snake is someone who informs you that they have not done something in order to gain an advantage. These are sincerely the worst creatures of the planet, even Argon from the Harry Potter testifies to this. There are many reason someone can be classed as a snake:
1. They want to gain an advantage over you
2. They want to see you fail
3. They see you as a threat so try to eliminate you
4. They aren't true friends
5. They want to do better than you

6. They just generally don't like you and aren't nice people
Ross: Hey James, have you revised this?

James: No mate, I don't know that and I won't revise it either.
Ross: Ok Bro.

James *Studies Topic*

James: Yeah man I'm not gonna bother with that...

Therefore James has snaked Ross.
Snake by He's a Snake December 15, 2016
A man slut or someone who gets around.
He says they are just his friends, but we know he's a snake.
snake by Pirate Snake November 7, 2006
the best bunker to be in for paintball
it has a long and short bunker with a tombstone shaped bunker at the end of it
get about three of these lined up and you have a snake

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alex fraige can really dominate the other players when hes shooting from the snake
snake by artre June 23, 2006
1. A reptile that many people fear.

2. To steal something through skill or subterfuge.
1. "Oh Noes, I' afraid of snakes!"

2. John almost didn't get his diploma when he owed money to the school for a book he had returned. This was karma for that other book he snaked.
snake by PeaTearGriffin July 18, 2005