budgie smugglers

small or tight fitting swimwear (occasionally underwear) worn by men in order to/have the disadvantage of drawing attention to his genitals.

Originally Australian Terminology
Often used as a derogatory comment.

" I swear I will break something if I see David Hasselhoff running around in his stupid budgie smugglers one more time."

by Perry White July 22, 2008

The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.

Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!

by SydMorrison March 11, 2010

Sausage smuggler

The act of stealing sausage; gay

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.

by themack94 July 12, 2009

Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.

Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.

by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011

chuey smuggler

Unshaved girl with a big old bush

You can tell by her bikini that bitch is chuey smuggler!

by Marco A Ram November 3, 2007

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.

Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**

by usmcvince April 7, 2012