Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.

Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.

by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020

Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled

Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves

by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Fruity smoothie

They gay or fruity version of truffle butter the mixture of anal fluids and semen

Hey Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010