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Deploy the Slide

Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.
Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.
by rickbrunernyc August 13, 2010
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slide deck

This is term (with perhaps origins in Silicon Valley) which refers to the presentation slides (i.e. PowerPoint or Keynote). It is also known as just "deck".
I worked all night to finish the slide deck.

That deck is too long.
by SiliconValleyG October 13, 2013
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Detroit Slide

To exit directly from the left lane of the expressway at full speed without using the turn signal.
We were nearly killed by a driver who pulled a Detroit slide on I- 94.
by Bulletmagnet April 12, 2007
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pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.
Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!
by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009
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Gator Sliding

The insane act of taking boogie/body boards, skimboards, inner tubes, and anything else you wish to use, and using them to slide down wet grass or muddy slopes in order to haul some serious ass. Gator Sliding works best on golf courses or in steep park settings. Wetsuits are recommended because of the cold and wet environment when sliding.
Hey bro, lets go hit up the country club and go Gator Sliding.
by Cleatis from the South October 22, 2010
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Slide Monkey

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.
Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.
by lisid April 24, 2008
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grape slide

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.
Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.
by Robb H. July 6, 2006
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