slappedwaffles

A type of man who wakes up in the morning and licks up a pile of wet chili fries of the floor and masturbates into a watermelon and then eats it

Wow that dude looks like a slappedwaffles

by Wet chilli fries in my sock September 26, 2019

Slapped In

Putting someone in your vehicle while making money.

“You trying get slapped in when I come outside?”

by Dripz #4 January 10, 2021

Slapped

Irish slang for falling
Us Irish are very sarcastic so when we say we slapped off the ground it was probably only a tumble

“I slapped last night”
“Hahaha”

by Not Bobbi Cahill April 14, 2021

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

slapped

chris rock

will smith slapped the shit out of chris rock

by concern April 20, 2022

Slapped

When something hits different.

That music slapped last night!

by myduck June 4, 2022

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023