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Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.
On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.
by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012
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Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.
I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.
by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011
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skype rape

the act of aggressively forcing an outside party, in most cases a female, to closely watch the foul acts performed on a webcam. There is a high chance the victim of the rape never fully recovers.
Megan: lets chat over webcam! i want sausage tonight!
Meggie: no thanks, im not feeling it
Megan: you do it or ill skype rape you hard
by killahfrisbees August 13, 2009
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Skype Date

When two people set up a time to video chat on the program Skype in order to masterbate while watching the other masterbate as well. Also a nice time for strip tease.
Jill: I have a skype date later with Jack.
Julie: What are you going to take off this time?

Ben: What is a skype date, man?
Jack: A time when I get to get off while watching my girl touch herself.
Ben: I need to do that!
by Giggles44 January 10, 2010
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Skype Bomb

When someone "photo bombs" your Skype conversation.
Your father coming into the middle of your Skype conversation with a friend aka Skype bomb.
by Schrok November 25, 2011
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Skype-Five

The act or performance of giving a virtual high five to a person through Skype.
"Congratulations on being so tech-savvy and figuring out how to skype each other. Tell Latoyamyesha and Keke (<--insert ethical name(s) here) to give themselves a skype-five"

(Both skyping parties then "high-five"via the slapping of the camera)
by The Word Pioneer January 27, 2010
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Skype Farting

the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.
*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014
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