Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him

by DSEZ October 7, 2003

shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.

by Dildo master June 10, 2003

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006

Shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

O shit, you just got shafted!

by Billy Blowjob Jo February 26, 2008

Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.

Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Swifted

The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.

"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"

"No, what?"

"His ass got swifted!"

by these_guys September 23, 2013

pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014