Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.
by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 June 11, 2018

by poop in my cereal March 12, 2015

Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.
Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"
Female 2: "Yeah, why?"
Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."
Female 2: "OMG"
Female 2: "Yeah, why?"
Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."
Female 2: "OMG"
by SewerPlatypus713 August 6, 2011

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.
Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.
by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

by Pcpro007 May 3, 2022

by shlakestan69 January 13, 2022

A disgusting, vile, putrid, excuse of a human being that acts as a parasite to society. they spread by the Thousands implanting an infectious seed into people so their kind can procreate and make more parasites. They are an invasive species and must be exterminated. They can usually be spotted by wearing champion trash such as hoodies, sweaters, and sweatpants. They wear crocs and blast SoundCloud rap trash wherever they go. They are mostly of minority racial groups such as Hispanics and blacks but can also be in the white cracker fuckboy variety as well. These parasites can mostly be identified as Male as well since women are the superior breed and cannot succumb to a Faggish infection so easily.
by Slayer of Sewer rats May 11, 2022
