seahorses4eva

Failure over a long period of time; irritating behaviour that serves no purpose but is prolonged and causes an individual to be a complete loser.

Jonathan keeps drinking more than he can handle and now he's seahorses4eva.

by thebluestpill June 4, 2018

Segalink

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed

The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.

by Sobsoil September 15, 2019

Sega

sega was Nintendo's biggest competitor in the early 1990s with the sega genesis as their main console that sparked a great marketing campaign and catchy logo tune!

" you ever played a Sega genesis?"

by eatmyshoes November 5, 2019

spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Segal

Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.

Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed

by A complete joke May 5, 2017

Steve Segal

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.

Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.

by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011