scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004

scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun

my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in

by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017

scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.

e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face

by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009

Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

Thunder Scrotum

A man, particularly a very durable one with the balls to swoon over. Powerfully abusive with his scrotum (Fe). Anal atrocities everyday, that’s your average thunder scrotum.

Thunder Scrotum walks this earth with two extra things dragging on the ground behind him. For he is, without a doubt, the manliest of us all.

by Paul, destroyer of worlds January 27, 2021

Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

Chipotle Scrotum

The slightly spicy yet woodsy aroma of a scrotum near the nostrils of an unsuspecting recipient.

I was sleeping deeply until the smell of a chipotle scrotum krept into my slumbering nostils!

by Bill Shakedatspear March 2, 2019