Scroted

A meaningless word that can be used an a verb or adjective to annoy your friends.
Josh: Ethan isn’t scroted

Braxton: I know right? Bro get scroted
by GetScrotedL May 18, 2022
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Scrotee

Scro·Tee (scrow-tee) - A slang term, based on the origin word scrotum.

i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Can also be spelled scrotie.
Phal: Hey,,, man!! I wanna hang but my girl needs me to do everything for her instead, haha I ain't a cuck or nothin', tho!

Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!

Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!

Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
by checkerflats October 23, 2018
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Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
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uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball
My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball
by cupcakebandit87 September 26, 2015
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whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!
Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!
by bbuttman October 26, 2017
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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 12, 2022
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Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 13, 2014
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