When you are hooking up with someone so ugly, you need to cover their face, but you lack a bag. You use your KFC bucket instead, which bears the face of the Colonel Sanders. For some, this is a unique fetish. For others, it's just really weird.
You hook up with an ugly girl, and you want to have sex, but she is just disgusting. You ate KFC that day, so you put the bucket on her head and go at it. This is a "dirty sanders.
by Sean Craig January 8, 2011
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Get the chance sanders mug.A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
Get the Cop sanders mug.The dirty Sander is when a male above the age of 18 but under the age of 20 sneaks into a zoo to the monkey pen. He the proceeds to make a very explicit video with the animals and spams it all over social media so his friends and family adore him.
by Judgey__02 April 19, 2020
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(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.
by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020
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