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massachusetts salute

The Massachusetts Salute is act of the peggimg the middle finger(s) toward an asshole.
I gave @browardsheriff the Massachusetts Salute in a photo, on Twitter.
by rxglenn February 24, 2018
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Trump salute

Someone who rudely presses the hand offered him in salutation, or too violently shakes it.

To have one's hand clutched aloft in grotesque affectation and shaken violently sideways, as though it were being used to clean a spot out of the atmosphere.
That guy such small hands he needs a Trump salute to compensate.
by notonevoice January 15, 2019
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monodigital salute

To extend the middle finger while keeping the other fingers and thumb retracted, communicating a common non-verbal insult.
The driver of that car cut me off and gave me the monodigital salute.
by Heptard February 9, 2008
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Penguin Salute

Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.

All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.
The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute
by Shoutin Will Belamy September 24, 2011
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Irish Salute

The act of giving the finger to anyone who has pissed you off.
That asshole cut me off so I gave him an Irish Salute
by the irish rogue September 19, 2009
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Poop Salute

I was in the confessional and I was shocked to hear the priest play the old poop salute while handing out my penance.
by Johnny On The G Spot July 17, 2011
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The Chapman Salute

The act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the English case, the derogatory term classified as "fuck you" in America. Then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.
"When James gave Andy the Chapman Salute, the young man quivered with excitement.
by BuffaloBill08 December 21, 2008
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