Shit Stain

1)A Brownish/Blackish and or Redish mark that is found in a towlet or human being's under shorts or panties. Found around the area of the anus.
2)A person that is a total fuck up and totally useless.
Like definitions may be found with Dumdass, Skidmark, Shit For Brains, Stupidass, Jerkoff, Spinout or Speed Racer.
I was taking a leak in Tommy's badroom, then I saw his Dad's boxers on the floor. There was bloody "shit stain" in them. It looked like he wiped up the floor with them after a blod bath.

Tommy and his Dad are both fucking "shit stains".
by JLOH December 16, 2004
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Drunken Stain

A person who is drunk but also annoying.
Gosh, Jacqui and Matt were drunken stains all night!
by International House July 27, 2008
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Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face
Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."
by nastynutsac June 08, 2009
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gravy stains

When a fat girls ass cheeks are so big they dont allow the crack to see the light of day which results in gravy stains. This could happen over a period of a few months. Also known as mustard stains.
Yeah...lets see that ass baby.Wait...what the fuck, you got gravy stains on that ass.
by oldschool22 June 08, 2011
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Make it stain

When a gentleman ejaculates inside his pants after an amazing lap dance.
Hey Rich, check out Dan over there. Did that stripper make it stain? He'd better wear snow pants next time.
by quake450 May 26, 2010
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Fat Stains

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.
Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!
by DeathAtTheParty November 19, 2010
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B-Stain

A bowl stain. The left over crap that sticks to the bowl after flushing.
Stormin' Norman's B-Stains are usually very spotty due to his machine gun fire craps, but Mr. Fico's dinosaur tail shits leave a B-Stains shaped like South America.
by Frank Fecal December 10, 2004
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