sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 05, 2003

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sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR October 02, 2005

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sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 10, 2007

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Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.

When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.

by Дecca September 10, 2023

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sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 07, 2006

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