Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.

Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.

by Big Biffer May 28, 2021

Spartans Legacy

The best clan in the game, hands down!

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!

by WarZone86_FP_lmao_WhoAmIKiddin March 8, 2018

《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

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《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Spartan Manuever

When one healthcare professional forces another healthcare professional to submit to their desires by laying on of hands to erected areas

Dr Gilbert preformed the spartan manuever on Dr Ham and it resolved her discomfort

by Fatandhappy June 10, 2015