smol ting

the embodiment of a crypto bro's need for validation that he will never get from his parents because his parents thinks he wasted all his time interacting with magical funny money online while stuck in their basement and instead gets it from the 45 seconds of adrenaline of having his tweet seen across all major crypto twitter accounts as validation that he has made the smallest impact across crypto twitter that will hopefully make more of an impact than the time he used 125x leverage on a shitcoin that he got rugged on right after shilling it to all his already very limited friend group on twitter

omg @inversebrah just retweeted me! thank you smol ting! pump it loomdart

by c1tdep April 29, 2021

smol bean

stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.

"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..

by blossombase October 14, 2020

Smollum

Seemingly bi-polar; bi-polar; having two or more personalities or additudes

Why must you be so smollum? Once second you're cheering me on and the next you're trying to make me cry.

by Smeagol September 26, 2003

smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.

I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016

smol chicken

A smol chicken is similar to smol bean. A way of describing something that is unbelievably adorable and aesthetically pleasing

The girl I like is such a lil smol chicken aw

by Cheeto hoarder August 19, 2016

Smolic

A person who happens to be brolic(buff as hell) and under 5'6. Their muscles makes up for them being nearly a midget

"You wanna come work out with me and TJ?" "I'm not letting some smolic ass nigga tell me what to do. He might be able to kick my ass, but he's only 5'2."

by Flash NeverSolo October 3, 2017

Smolbert

A person who is suffering from Smolbert Syndrome. Smolbert Syndrome was first diagnosed by Doctor Cindy Loo Smolberg.

Wow man I think Jenny has smolberts! You could smell her from over here.

by hahahalolz November 23, 2018