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Bye bye Singapore

by syafinaz? October 4, 2023
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The Wokenization of Singapore Math

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.
A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.
by Fasters May 9, 2023
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3G Singapore

by Taenun July 9, 2022
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National University of Singapore

The National University of Singapore (NUS), founded in 1905, is Singapore's flagship university and one of the world's most prestigious schools of higher education. Famous for her computer science and finance programs, the university is filled with tryhards and muggers who'll be ogling at girls and peeping inside women's bathrooms when they're not occupied with studying for killer exams.
Guy 1: Are you a National University of Singapore student?
Guy 2: Yes, I go to NUS.
Guy 1: How many girls have you sexually harassed?
by nus cs student July 5, 2022
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Diocese of Singapore

When one is fucking a girl in the ass from behind and simultaneously fisting her vagina. The male breaks through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the rectum and begins to jack himself off inside of her.
"Your sister started screaming pretty loudly when I pulled the Diocese of Singapore on her last night."
by Zlot Machine December 17, 2008
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The Napsterization of Singapore Math

When digital pirates from notorious copyright-violating countries like India, Pakistan, and Nigeria are blatantly sharing Singapore math e-books, students’ and teachers’ resources, and textbook solutions; or are selling them at a fraction of their actual prices.
To tens of thousands of students and teachers in the developing world, the Napsterization of Singapore math looks more like the democratization rather than the illegal dissemination of Singapore math materials to help raise their quantitative literacy at zero costs or for the price of a few megabytes.
by MathPlus November 25, 2021
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When more Trumpublican parents and patriots, who believed the 2020 election was stolen from ex-President Trump, are pushing their lawmakers to fine or revoke the licences of state bookstores that sell Singapore math textbooks and workbooks, and also to ban these oft-brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly titles in local schools, because these foreign K–12 math publications are allegedly detrimental to the mental health of local math-anxious or low self-esteem students.
The MAGA-fication of Singapore math has failed to prevent tens of thousands of homeschoolers in red states every year from ordering value-for-money math titles from the “fine” city for their children, who’re often bored or unchallenged by their dear inch-deep, mile-wide thick colorful math textbooks.
by Fasters September 15, 2022
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