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San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.
His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
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San Francisco Sunroof

When a man, woman or the like takes an anal creampie, then poops the cream into someones open sunroof.
I gave a complete stranger a San Francisco Sunroof, I was surprised to see a dog in the back seat. Damn dog cleaned up after me.
by 0712 September 1, 2022
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San Francisco clouds

Clouds so dense with smog, they resemble smoke
While me and Sarah were at the park, we saw a San Francisco clouds moveing in
by Pleaseendme June 9, 2018
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San Francisco Switcheroo

When your partner has fallen asleep after sex, quietly slip out and exchange places with a friend who's the same sex as your partner (or the opposite sex if you're homosexual). After they've gotten comfortable together, call your partner or knock on the window. Surprise!
I donkey punched her the other day and she got me back by pulling a San Francisco Switcheroo on me.
by Yeah_I_dont_care February 21, 2011
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San Francisco Sidewalk

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.
"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"
by Dienda Mye Dick September 27, 2019
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San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
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San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
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