drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

Sackhoff

To have a very small and very thin penis, often about the size of a sharpie. Due to the lack of size, one must use his penis like a swizzle stick for his penis to touch the sides of the vagina.

Jeff: Man, I had to sackhoff that bitch last night because my shit is so small!

Chris: I understand dude....story of my life!

by Eli Keller October 9, 2008

Sackdazzling

The act of bedazzling one's scrotum.

She vajazzled her vajayjay this week, so I am sackdazzling my balls to match.

by Fat Luggage February 26, 2010

Sack chasing dirty butt

Sack chasing dirty butt a hoe that does sexual favors for dope and follows the dope man around

There's that sack chasing dirty butt sucking dick while riding with the man

by Sycoe163 July 31, 2016

Sack smith

One who works with his or her hands specifically on anothers sack for a wages to be determined

I got a job as a sack smith... you are such a sack smith

by Dragonjuice September 12, 2020

paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead

I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.

by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007

Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

by netmonkey February 20, 2009