Road Rim

The act of licking a persons sphincter in a circular motion while they are driving a car. Best achieved if you put the car into cruise control.

I gave him road rim while he was driving.

by Robert Hicks Crew July 29, 2008

Road Rage

Road Rage is a condition that is created when lazy, uninterested and/or overworked traffic cops let ignorant drivers operate their vehicles in an illegal and aggressive manner that irritates the drivers around them. The end result is Road Rage. Road Rage can result in anything from foul gestures to the offending asshole being shot.

Until the police increase the number of citations they issue to asshole drivers, Jagoffs in Las Vegas will continue to create more Road Rage.

by Overdrive February 25, 2006

Maltby Road

Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.

Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?

Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

road handy

Hand job while a guy drive

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy

by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006

Road Cop

a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal

while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice

by -weezl- April 4, 2010

road queen

Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs

Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen

by liftedduramax September 23, 2013

Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

by THE JOLF October 16, 2009