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That guy is so chill
I know he has to be a Riley
Riley by grizz_29 January 29, 2022
Riley is usually the loudest member of the group and tends to be the butt of the joke. More often then not they are built like Russell from up but the only thing they explore is the local preschool.
Riley by Dug Fredricksen April 14, 2022
Riley is a gorgeous blonde. She is beautiful, kind, caring, funny, a little stupid sometimes, and one heck of a time. Riley is a great friend to have and she will always be by your side.
Person #1 "Woah look at that girl, she's amazing"

Person #2 " must be Riley"
Riley by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023
Probably has a stupid address, but is very hot and gets lots of women (and men) you should definitely send nudes to this guy
Guy 1: yo you heard rileys address?
Guy 2:yeah 1665 e danniella drive, it's dumb as hell
Guy 1: yea but I'm still sending him nudes
Guy 2: well obviously
Riley by WingedSerpent24 March 27, 2023
Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"
Riley by Batcoc April 6, 2023
A very conservative male who loves to debate. He will fight for any cause he believes in. Loves politics. He's typically seen with a ginger or a blonde. Also the dankest dude you will ever meet.
Wow that Riley really knows his politics.
Riley by GirlyGirly222222 April 19, 2017