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Flag Waving Republican

A delusional angry misguided individual who blames Democrats for all their unhappiness as they wave the Republican Flag, hoping Corporate America will notice their dedication and throw them a bone. Their biggest dream in life is to be part of the real Republican Party, but that will never happen because they are only pawns doing the dirty work of the super rich.

Flag waving Republicans cannot imagine there is anything else but Republicans and Democrats, so if you are not a Republican then you must be a Democrat and will be labeled as such.

This is someone who hates the poor and worships the rich, yet they are barely middle class, if that, and will never become rich like their idols.

They love Ronald Reagan and hate Civil Rights.

Flag Waving Republicans are selfish assholes mistakenly accepted as serious concerned citizens.
Common Traits of Flag Waving Republicans are:

Yell when they are angry, whisper when they are happy.

Watch a lot of News that consists mostly of yelling.

Kisses the boss' ass.

Arrogantly believes they are superior to everyone else

because of one moronic conclusion, "No one else is

dedicated to the Republican Party as much as I, so of

course I deserve better".

The flag waving republican is a constant irritation at work or anywhere else where fighting and hatred are not good. . They preach and preach, spread rumors, gang up on anyone, obsess about being number one at the expense of others so they can righteously say "I got mine, fuck you".

Basically, they are rude nasty people.
by Tre Robynson August 23, 2011
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Republican speak

The dehumanizing belittling puposely-misinforming propaganda of greedy elitests who pretend to want less government in the hopes that the masses will not catch on that they actually need big government to sell to, big government to tax the masses, big government to lobby for and against, "freedom" to payoff politicians to lower their fair share of taxes. All in the hopes that you can forget what you learned through your faith, kindergarden, grade school, and high school that was decent, wholesome, fair, ethical and humane so you don't start a revolution like the French Revolution and end them.
"Those people in New Orleans deserve what they got." Barbara Bush-Interviewed one week after Huricane Katrina. True republican speak.

"Uh, I'll have to get back to you on that." Senator John McCain, The Maverick when asked asked how many properties he and his multi-millionaire wife owned.

The republican speak party is like a welfare crack mom. They want the government to pay for their well being. While doing and supporting illegal drugs and nothing for anybody else. Producing kids to make more money only for themselves while the kid starves looking at his 300 lb "mom." And then not want the government to tell them what to do once they got the money.
by psychobabbleculvercity March 30, 2011
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Republican

The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.
by Sodium Thallium E October 3, 2008
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pink republicans

1. Gay boy band based in the bay area.

2. Group of republicans that are gay.
Hernan is the lead member of the Pink Republicans.

The arm of the Republican party that is gay is the pink republicans.
by jaime penny October 15, 2006
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Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.
We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.
by the wicked chica November 18, 2009
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Republican

The closest form of human zombie in existence.
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans

According to legend both also carry very small penises.
by uzi killer September 19, 2011
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Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.
“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.
by Enfomoco November 11, 2008
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