Remon

An Asian lemon.

Chinese remons are best -_-

by alphabeta99 October 18, 2015

the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat

"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"

by reynybeyny November 22, 2022

12 inch remote

when daddy has a MASSIVE BEAR COCK c;

(things were getting pretty wild at Caillou's house) "OH YES DADDY!"

....12 inch remote

by 12 INCH REMOTE! February 2, 2017

remonade

a whole bunch of spazes in a specific area.
more than one clutz in an area (preferably 3+) for it to be a remonade.

you call this a possy?, its just some remonade!

yo theres some remonade down the street waitin for you.

remonade bugs the hell out of me.

by djac426 June 28, 2008

ramont

A old bald man who is one of the best hard workers and a grandpa to many children. the shine from his head will blind others, and he is a jew with his money. EX: he wont used the green ties for your fruit bags cause they'll cost more money. Ramont is one of the only white guys in the world with that name. When he throws up he screams and he loves candy. He also ran over a black dog named GG. And he likes to talk to dogs like a crazy person.

I can't see who that is i'm being blinded

oh it's ramont

by Gingerslayer 11/20/16 November 28, 2016

Remote Dance

When in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.

Girl: Babe can we watch Friends?
Boy: Only if you give me a remote dance.

by Rhys. August 29, 2011