nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
by wikileaksrocks March 04, 2011
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reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book
I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.
by Gavdong November 08, 2017
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Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says
Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible
by Rattusman June 22, 2020
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Charlie Reed

A rare sight of a girl who's fun to be around and who's also not a bitch
Charlie Reed is alright I guess
by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019
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luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.
don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed
by mowglismama April 23, 2021
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abby reed

Abby reed is a girl that has gone throw alot but still makes evry one laugh likes bb but is not that Athletic she is and amazing girl
She is jusst like abby reed
by @mb February 18, 2018
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patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool
girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!
by shebb November 09, 2020
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