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Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."
Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."
by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025
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quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.
by Jefew November 25, 2024
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rapid rattle

Fancy a fuck?
I've only got time for a rapid rattle
by Nymph2 May 27, 2016
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav June 15, 2011
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rapid run middle school

Rapid is a place where people make pp jokes, act like their gonna fight someone and back out and where girls get dress coded everyday. The sports teams are not that good.
Did you hear that crack head at rapid run middle school got suspended
by Rambalz September 28, 2021
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White rapid

When a male ejaculates on tits and the female grabs his face and motor boats spreading the whiteness.
I’m going to white rapid you later
by NastieNate September 1, 2019
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rapid transportation

the form of transportation involving electric trains.
Rapid transportation is the need of the hour.
by uttam maharjan November 10, 2012
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