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Hashcar Racing

A stoner activity wherein one consumes copius amounts of ganja, ganja extract, edibles infused with either, or any combination thereof, and then consequently proceeds to drive at noticably slower velocities due to the effects of said ingested products, meanwhile experiencing the sensation and subsequent rush of driving extremely fast, as though being a NASCAR racer.

The pot head may "tune in" to increase the feelings associated with Hashcar Racing by turning on music including, though not limited to, Asian dub, house, club, swing, folktronica, synergy, neurofunk, cybergrind, thrashpunk, trip-hop, and spacesynth.

Although Hashcar Racing is not considered dangerous because of the slow velocities inherent, it may become hazardous if combined with "hotboxing" since the driver's field of vision and occular clarity may be decreased by the smoke cotained within the automobile.

Hashcar racing is considered a sport by a small percentage of reefer tokers.
Though the sport is not recognized as an olympic sport, it does have a worldwide yearly competition on April 20th called "The Great Space Race."
(as a verb)
John: Why is that dude going so slow? It's a 55mph zone!
MaryJane: He must be Hashcar racing.

(as a noun)
MaryJane: I hate traffic!
John: I don't mind, I just light up a slpiff and transform into a Hashcar racer.

(as an adjective)
John: I just got an ounce of some dank Collie Buds, what should we do?
Mary: We should take your Pinto to the burbs and get all Hashcar Racey on the side roads!
John: What a novel idea! I'll grab the zig zags!
by The_dude_speaketh February 3, 2010
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Case Race

A drinking game in which two cases of beer are required. You break up participants into teams. The first team to finish the entire case of beer is deemed the victor.
We had a case race over at Greg's the other night! It was awesome!
by Jeff Spotzman May 18, 2006
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rat race

an employment situation marked by tedious work and high stress
After going through the rat race for a decade and getting no respect from his co-workers, He felt It was time for a change of scenery.
by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2010
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German race

The German race is by natural selection, the greatest race to grace the Earth. German blood is by default a gift from god as the German people are the greatest of them all.
Person 1: what is you’re race?
Person 2: I am of the German race
by Master race 123 January 30, 2020
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dot (race)

A dot is a person of one race who lives within a community or society of another race, most commonly African-Americans who live amongst White people ("black dots"). There are also Asians ("yellow dots"), Native Americans ("red dots") and Latinos ("brown dots"). There are also white dots who are caucasians who live in non-white communities.
Man! That Sharice sure likes to act white!
Yo, she can't help it, she grew up a dot (race).
by psychosufi September 25, 2010
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Disc race

Disc drinking and disc races are common acts of initiation in the ultimate community. A disc race consists of filling up a disc (a.k.a. frisbee) to the brim with approximately 4 and a half beers and watching as two or more competitors race to finish the disc without allowing their lips leave the edge of the disc.
I did my first disc race last night. I finished in under a minute, puked, and rallied. Overall a solid night. Let's go toss.
by silence dogooder April 17, 2009
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fap race

When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.
Andrew: Hey simon, wanna have a fap race?
Simon: Your on ! *faps*
by FapKing3000 July 7, 2009
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