Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
by Sherlock Bromes November 16, 2011
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draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.
I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.
by footballliz August 30, 2013
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Bider's Remorse

Electing someone thought to be someone different than who they were.
In 2020 the United States elected Joe Biden as 46th President of the United States. By 2021 most wished they had not voted for Joe, coining a phrase, "Bider's Remorse".
by Gerk Merkin November 29, 2020
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Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
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Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by Loperman November 22, 2021
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JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.
"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."
by chilldudeguyman August 29, 2011
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Biden Remorse

The sense of regret after voting for Joe Biden. Is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.
Lib: I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT HE'S BEEN IN HIS FIRST WEEK IN OFFICE!!!

Con: Sounds like you have Biden Remorse.
by Sailor Dan January 27, 2021
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