pulling the python

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

by JJ Gunn November 10, 2015

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

by 221342 January 20, 2019

monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

Python

A popular slang word used to describe something that's cool, hip or awesome. The phrase "That's so python!" is usually used to describe something at the next level, cooler than cool.

OMG, Caitlin those new shoes are SO python!

by LMS9273 December 14, 2010

Snakes, Pythons, Cobra's

Low Profile Tires with aggressive racing treads( they look like the scales on the back of a snake)

Did you see those snakes on those rims?

by Michael Quaye July 11, 2003